mars 2012
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Fantastic Baby
First I thought it was just too many songs in one. Then I realized it sounded like LMFAO in korean. should i be shuffling to this shit? I still sort of like it. in the future, could they please stick to one song at a time and perhaps never say “boom shaka laka” ever again? the second hand embarrassment is crushing my fangirly soul.
Mar 1
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février 2012
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Fév 29
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Fév 29
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“Hey Ahab! Where’s the whale?”
– my sister’s opinion of g-dragon’s alive teaser photo. she’s behind the times, i know.
Fév 29
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Fév 29
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Fév 29
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Let me rub my fantastic day in your face
BIG BANG Art History midterm over and done with. Tampons are on sale AND bogo at the shoppers drug.  I have a second date planned with a certain someone and we’ve been texting and I’m getting close to being rather in like. My boss made me soy sauce and orange duck wings for lunch and then sent a big box home with me. I quite like my boss. I GOT AN INTERVIEW FOR A PRIME SUMMER...
Fév 29
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Fév 28
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More Irony
I study urban geography and I still can’t reliably spell “neighbourhood”. Damned American influence!
Fév 27
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EcouterOver the Moon - Rosie Thomas Study music for...
Fév 27
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Fév 26
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Fév 25
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Fév 24
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Fév 24
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You should always read the instructions first.
I’ve been busting my butt to finish my application to be a TA in France next year, only to finish my application form and realize that I didn’t qualify because they wanted 2 complete years of uni by December 2011 and a valid passport (mine expired last year and I didn’t renew). Soo… looks like I’ll be staying in hometown for yet another year of school. I’m so...
Fév 24
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Fév 24
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Fév 23
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The 21st century hates you.
For an assignment I’m supposed to use a map data system that ONLY WORKS FOR 32-BIT INTERNET EXPLORER. Seriously? Seriously?? Can you even install 32-bit IE these days? Will I have to kill at least 2 of the processors in my quad-core computer as well? Should I fire up my desktop and try to find a box monitor for it? How about dial-up? Would it work better with dial-up? To make it even more...
Fév 23
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Fév 23
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Fév 23
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Irony is
having to google translate the phrase “I am proficient in French”. Yeah, like fuck I am. /g-nomey’s resume is all LIES.
Fév 23
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Fév 22
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Fév 21
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Did my nails on Friday
Going to do them again tonight. BLUE theme ^^ oh goodness, is my fangirling getting out of hand? I don’t even care.
Fév 21
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Fév 21
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Fév 21
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Fév 21
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Fév 21
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overflowingcharm a réagi à votre billet : overflowingcharm a réagi à votre billet : Oh,… It’s ok. I’m turning it into a nonfiction prose piece as I type. If I can’t turn my personal embarrassment into someone else’s amusement, then what is the point to any of it. oh good. you can use my real name if you want. i deserve it. perhaps you’ll be the next david sedaris? that would be...
Fév 20
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“I still have a lot of hair but surprisingly I can’t grow a mustache. It feels...”
– T.O.P. Jesus jazz hands christ. I have to take care of the femmestache like every 2 DAYS and I’ve had one since I was 12. This feels unfair to me.
Fév 20
overflowingcharm a réagi à votre billet : Oh, regret. you also failed to mention that this left me ALL ALONE, hiding in the bathroom at the club. Not a high point in overflowingcharms’ social history. yes. actually the biggest regret of the night is that i put up with his shitty kissing because i thought he’d clue in while i made charms suffer. not cute, g-nomey. not cute at all.
Fév 20
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Fév 20
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Fév 20
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Oh, regret.
It was scrupulosity’s birthday last night. I hooked up with one of her friends. We were both drunk. He was a shitty kisser. He looks like a dead ringer for Ex (to be clear, he was into me and not the other way round. I don’t have a thing for guys who look like Ex). Last year on scrupulosity’s birthday I went out to dinner with her family, went to Second Cup to break up with Ex,...
Fév 20
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I just took seven 6-8 year olds to the science...
Where is my aspirin? I need a nap.
Fév 19
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Fuelingit's Guid to: Successfully Shaving Your... →
perfect. this is exactly what i would write if i took the time to write about body hair grooming. seriously. take note.
Fév 18
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coffeejusayo a réagi à votre photo : Nails of the week! OMG what kind of cloth/whatever did you use for this? I LOVE IT I used good ol’ lace (lace is the Lucifer). I cut semi-circles from the scalloped part of my lace, then i matched them up and found a set for each hand. I trimmed where it wasn’t a very good fit with manicure scissors and then used base coat to adhere the scalloped...
Fév 18
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Fév 18
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Fév 17
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Fév 17
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If Famous Writers Had Written Twilight →
overflowingcharm: thefistofartemis: katiedora7: thambos: The main problem with Twilight isn’t its sparkly vampires who lack all traditional weaknesses, or even its anti-feminist sensibility. When you get right down to it, the trouble is that the writing is terrible, filled with cliche phrases (“smoldering eyes”), repeated words (294 “eyes” in 498 pages) and the reductive ...
Fév 17
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Fév 17
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Random act of low-grade sexual harassment.
So I was walking to tutoring today. Like most Thursday mornings I was running incredibly late and really givin’er to get there on time. There was a truck parked coming out of an alley, but it barely registered until a guy popped out of the cab of the truck and yelled “HEY THERE!” at me. I looked up briefly, only to see that he was UTTERLY PANTSLESS. UNDERPANTSLESS TOO! Yes. I...
Fév 17
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Fév 16
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Little sister came home in tears today.
It’s because she’s stressed about Science Olympics. I kid you not.
Fév 16
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Fév 16
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Fév 16
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Fév 15
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Fév 15
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EcouterThe Flood - Delta Spirit
Fév 14
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